A Day On the Job For St. Peter
There are 3 guys waiting to get into heaven.
St. Peter says, "Heavens getting pretty full today so
the I can only let in those who have had particularly horrible
deaths."
The 1st guy says "Well ,for a while I suspected my wife
was cheating on me so today I came home early. I live on the
25th floor I could tell something was wrong. So, I looked to
see where the guy could be hiding. I went out to the balcony
and sure enough, there was a guy hangingoff the railing. By
now I was really mad and started kicking and beating him He
let go and fell, but fell into some bushes that just stunned
him.I ran back to the kitchen and got our fridge on the balcony
and pushed it on top of him. I had a heart attack doing it and
died."
St. Peter says, "That sounds pretty bad." And let
him into heaven.
The second guy tells St.Peter, "It's been a very strange
day. You see I live on the 26th floor and I do exercises out
on my balcony. I must have slipped because I fell over the railing
and caught the railing on the floor below. I thought I was saved
till this crazy man came out and started beating on me. Finally,I
let go and fell in some bushes. I thought I was a really lucky
guy until the refridgerator fell on me."
St. Peter again says, "That sounds pretty bad." And
let him into heaven.
The third man goes to St. Peter and says, "Okay, picture
this , I'm hiding naked in this refridgerator..."
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