Another Day for St. Peter III
Laura Bush died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she
saw a huge wall of
clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your
clock will move."
"Oh," said Mrs. Bush, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said Mrs. Bush. "And whose clock
is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two
lies in his entire life."
"Where's W's clock?" asked Mrs. Bush.
"W's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
(Originally this joke was told with Bill and Hillary Clinton, but it fits so much better with George W. Bush. Remember two lies: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman." and "Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destructions and he's going to use them against us."
When Clinton lied nobody died. - Vikar)
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