A Great Partner At Home
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on
a park bench sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have
a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning
and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit
and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my
favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with
wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until
2:00 a.m.
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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