A Matter of Density
A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to
the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him.
As he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart
is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm
in room 1221."
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