A Matter of Duration
A fortyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with delight.
Her husband watches her for a while and asks "Do you have
any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says "I don't
care. I just came from the doctor and he says I have the breasts
of an 18-year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 41-year-old
ass?"
"Your name never came up," she replied.
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