A Matter of Size

A small man goes into an elevator.

When he gets in he notices a huge urban man standing next to him. The huge urban man looks down upon the small man and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown"

The small guy faints.

The huge urban man picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?".

The little man says; "Excuse me but what did you say?".

The huge urban man looks down and says "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."

The small man says, "Thank god! I thought you said 'Turn around.' "


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