A Matter of Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated
next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a
manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very
interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that
American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men
have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill.
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you."