A Matter of Time
There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the
old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've
been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years
ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably
sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years
ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should
we get naked?"
Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the
table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
replied,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were
fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's
in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!
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