ATM Card
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled
out a $10.00 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my
friend licked the $10.00 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20.00 bill.
She calls the guy back over, licks the $20.00 bill and sticks
it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend
pulls out a $50.00 bill and calls the guy over and licks the
bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, too.
My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going,
the guy gyrates over to me!!
Now, everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging
me on to try to top the $50.00. My brain was chruning as I reached
for my wallet. What could I do???
The , the WOMAN in me took over!! I got out my ATM card, swiped
it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went
home!
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