All In The Family
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O.
Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Awe Schitt, who later
ran the knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married
Noe Schitt and together produced 6 children.
Holy Schitt, their 1st child passed on shortly after birth.
Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, and the 2 daughters:
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child was named Bull
Schitt.
Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt-a high school drop out, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt married the happens brothers..the Schitt
Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt married a spicy number, Pesa Schitt and they're
waiting the arrival of Baby S. Schitt.
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