Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
- Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,
''May I borrow a highlighter?''
- ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
- Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise.
- ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
- ''Damn, this water is cold.''
- Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop
a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.
- ''Now how did that get there?''
- ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
- Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically
under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,''Whoa!
Easy boy!!''
- '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
- Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad
of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor.
Then say,''Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
- ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
- ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
- ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.
Now what am I gonna do?''
- Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your
butt cheeks.
- Before you unroll toilet paper, consciously lay down your
''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visible
to the adjacent stall.
- Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust
it so you can see your neighbor and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
- Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and
sing ''Born Free.''
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