At A Biker Bar...
Three guys were sitting in a biker bar.
A man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and
ordered a drink.
The man looked around and saw the 3 big men sitting at a corner
table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked
the biggest one in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's
house and I saw her in the hallway, buck naked. Man, she is
fine!"
The biker looked at him and didn't say a word.
His buddies were confused, because he was a bad ass, and would
fight at he drop of a hat. The drunk leaned on the table again
and said, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!"
The biker still said nothing. His buddies were starting to
get mad.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I'll tell
you something else boy, your grandma liked it!"
The biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulder and said,
"Damn it, grandpa, you're drunk. Go home!"
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