Austin Powers Pick Up Lines
- I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
- Nice legs...what time do they open?
- Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package
- You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
- I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher. Have you seen one?
- Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
- I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could
ride you all day long for a quarter.
- Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
- Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty
is only a light switch away.
- You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
- If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you
by morning.
- (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
- You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
- Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
- Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.
- My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?
- Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
- Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't
you like pizza?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
- Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself
in them.
- I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.
- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes
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