Bad Sex For Old People
An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch one evening,
when the wife picks up her cane and suddenly whaps her husband
across the shins.
"Consarn it, woman! What was that for?", he yells.
"Thats for 60 years of bad sex!", she replies.
A few minutes later, the husband picks up his cane and whaps
his wife across the shins.
"OW!", she yells, "What is THAT for??"
The husband looks at her and says, "That's for knowing
the difference."
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