Balance
This fellow was injured in an industrial accident. He was rushed
to a doctor who determined that one of his testicles was crushed.
The crushed testicle was removed and the man was assured that
he would be fine, no complications.
Physically he was fine but mentally he knew that he was lighter
on one side than the other - which caused him to walk in circles.
After trying to overcome, he returned to the doctor very distraught.
Doc! You've got to help me. I am about to lose my job and my
wife because of walking in circles. Please help me!
The doctor had never encountered such a problem. As he pondered
it he went to his refrigerator for a snack. There he noticed
an onion. Aha! He quickly measured the man's remaining testicle,
then peeled off layers of onion until the onion was exactly
the same size as his testicle. A minor operation, and the man
walked out of the office as straight as an arrow!
And to this day that man is normal - - - - with two exceptions
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When he sees a hamburger he gets an erection, and when he uninates
his eyes water
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