Barbeque
A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself
in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that.
Her husband, looking on with disinterest, remarked; "your
bum is the size of a 3-burner barbeque!"
Later that evening, tucked up cozy in bed, he leant over, tapped
her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully; "How about it?"
She replied,"It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for
half a sausage now is it?"
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