Best Consolodation
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain
sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would
notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from
the boat. It read: "Sir,sorry to inform you, we found your
wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the
deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a
pearl worth $50,000 .. .please advise"
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait
the trap"
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