A Blonde Was Sooooo Stupid That....
- Tried to put M&M's in Alphabetical order
- Got stabbed in a Shootout
- It took Her 2 Hours to watch 60 minutes
- Drove you to the baseball game and saw a sign that said
stadium left, so she turned around and went home.
- Received 'Artificial Intelligence' when she died her hair
brown.
- Called the Love 'Hotline' and got burned.
- She studied for a blood test, and...FAILED!
- SHE CALLED YOU TO GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER
- She stared at the orange juice for 45 minutes cause it
said concentrate
- She sent you a fax with a stamp on it
- She tried to drown a fish
- She thought a quarterback was a refund
- She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
- If you paid someone every time she had a good idea, you'd
get change back
- Charter's number is on her speed dial.
- She thought A.I.D.S. was something to improve your hearing
- They had to burn down the school to get her out of 2nd
grade.
- She thought SYSCO made thongs!
- she tripped over a cordless phone
- She asked for a price check at the dollar store
- If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless
- She sold her car for gas money!
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