Bugle Call
There was a couple that had the perfect marriage. The wife
adored the husband and he could do no wrong in her eyes.
There was however one little problem. Which over time became
more and more irritating.
Every morning at exactly the same time, the husband would let
out a tremendous earth shattering fart. This was not only loud,
it could clear the room easily. The wife patiently mentioned
it to him several times with no results.
One morning she could take it no longer and told him, "One
day, you'll fart your insides out!"
Time passed and the ritual did not change.
Early one Thanksgiving morning, the wife awoke early to prepare
the turkey. She removed the gibblets and put them to the side.
Suddenly an idea struck. She snuck upstairs and placed the gibblets
in her still sleeping husband's underwear. She then returned
to her cooking.
A short time later she heard a bloodcurdling scream from upstairs.
She continued to cook and about a half hour later, she investigated.
"Is everything okay? I swear I thought I heard a horrific
scream."
Her husband, ashened, replied, "Honey, you were right.
I farted like I do every morning and my insides came out. But
by the grace of God, a jar of vaseline and these two fingers,
I got it all back in."
|
