Checking the Truck
The doctor told Jack that masturbating before sex often helped
men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What
the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom,
but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that
was too unsafe. Finally, he realized a solution.
On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the
highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining
the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and
started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his
lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the
bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy
or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."
The cop replied, "Well, you might as well check your brakes
too while you're down there
because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."
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