Christmas Carols for the Mentally Ill

  • Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

  • Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

  • Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me

  • Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

  • Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

  • Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

  • Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why

  • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

  • Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?



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