Confucius Say
- Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to
Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball is wrong; man with four ball can not walk.
- Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing
on earth.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who
is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
- It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill
it.
- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
- Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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