A Cure For The Amish Cold
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy
one cold, blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing
cold." The mother replied, "Put them between your
legs. Your body heat will warm them up."
So the daughter did and her hand warmed up.
The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend and
he said, "My hands are freezing cold." The girl replied,
"Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm
them up." So he did and warmed his hands.
The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with
the daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl
replied "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body
will warm it up." So he did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter
and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with
her mother, and she said to her mother, "Have you ever
heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "Why, yes! . Why do
you ask?"
The daughter replies,"Well, they make one hell of a mess
when they defrost, don't they?"
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