A Cure For Coughs
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning
heavily against a wall. So the owner goes inside and asks his
clerk what's up.
"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find
the cough syrup," the clerk explains. "So I gave him
a laxative and told him to take it all at once."
"Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner
shouts angrily.
"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man
leaning on the wall. "Look at him. He's too afraid to cough."
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