Damn Women Drivers
The things people do!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate I looked
over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang
doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view
mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she
was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the
steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which
fell into the
coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the
Twins, ruined the damn phone and disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!
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