Defense Against The Dark Arts
An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for
a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive
system pretty upset.
Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided
that the 'latest' rumble was another false alarm, so he stayed
put in his bed. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea, and
was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed
on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly,
which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security
guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked,
"What was that all about?"
Still staring down at his feet, the drunk replied: "I
think I just beat the shit out of a ghost!"
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