10 Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Really Aren't

1. I need to whip it out by 5.
2. Mind if I use your laptop?
3. Just stick it in my box.
4. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
5. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
6. HMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid!
7. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
8. It's an entry-level position.
9. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
10. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

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