Doc, I Have A Problem
A man goes to his doctor and says. " Doc, I have a problem.
My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping
over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.
I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills, 3 nights in
a row, is pretty dangerous for a man of your age. I will give
them to you on the condition you return to my office on Monday
so that I can check you out."
The man says "You have a deal, Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor asks "What happened"?
The man answered "Nobody showed up!"
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