Explaining Babies
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas
City to Chicago.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his
mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats
have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to
ask the stewardess.
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have
baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case.
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes
because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can
explain it to you."
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