The Explorer and God
An explorer in the deepest amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a large bloodthirsty group of savage natives. He quietly
says out loud, "Oh God, I'm screwed!"
Suddenly, there is a ray of light from above and a voice booms
out, "No, you're not screwed yet. Pick up that stone at
your feet and bash in the head of their chief standing in front
of you."
So, the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the
living crap out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless
body, with the shocked and angry looks of the natives closing
in on him, he looks upward and says, "What now God?"
And God's voice booms out, "Okay...now you're screwed!"
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