Famous Last Words

  1. What do you mean, "I'll be back"?
  2. Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?
  3. Pull the pin and count to what?
  4. Which wire was I suppose to cut?
  5. I wonder where the mother bear is?
  6. I've seen this done on TV.
  7. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
  8. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
  9. What's that priest doing here?
  10. You look just like Charles Manson.
  11. Let it down slowly.
  12. Rat poison only kills rats.
  13. Ok, I'll go ahead and make your day.
  14. Watch this.
  15. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
  16. I'll get your toast out.
  17. Give me liberty or give me death.
  18. Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
  19. It's strong enough for both of us.
  20. This tastes funny.
  21. I can make this light before it changes.
  22. Nice doggie.
  23. I can do that with my eyes closed.
  24. I've done this before.
  25. Well, we've made it this far.
  26. That's odd?
  27. Hey that's not a violin?
  28. I'll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.
  29. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
  30. You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on?

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