Fishing Supplies
A woman goes into WalMart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday.
She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and
goes over to the counter. A WalMart associate is standing there
wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop
it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know
about it from the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops in on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with
a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around
combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"
As she opens her purse, her credit card holder drops on the
floor.She bends down to pick it up and accidentally passes gas.
At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there
is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50
please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't
you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod and reel is $20.00, but
the duck call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
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