Fixin The Outhouse
Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in
the kitchen.
Maw walks in and says,”Paw, get out there and fix that
outhouse!”
Paw says,”All right , Maw.” Paw walks out to the
outhouse,looks at it and says, “Maw there ain’t nothin’
wrong with this here outhouse!”
Maw says “Yes there is. Put your head down in the hole.”
Paw says” I ain’t puttin my head in that there hole!”
Maw says “Well your gonna have to if ‘nyou’re
gonna fix the problem!”
Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind
ya) and he hollers, “Maw, there ain’t nothin’
wrong with this here outhouse!”
Maw hollers “Now pull your head out of the hole.”
Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, “Oww! Oww! Maw!
Maw, my beard’s Stuck in the cracks in the seat!”
Maw says “Aggravatin’, ain’t it?”
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