Florida Bumper Stickers

  • FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.

  • FLORIDA: Home of electile dysfunction.

  • FLORIDA: We count more than you do.

  • FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

  • FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

  • FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.

  • FLORIDA: Viagra voters do it again!

  • FLORIDA: What comes after 17,311?

  • FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

  • FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

  • FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.

  • FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!

  • Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

  • Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

  • Sign on I-95: Florida this way, no that way,5 miles, wait 10 miles

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