Fully Loaded
A woman, pregnant with triplets was walking down the street
when a masked robber runs out of a bank and shoots her three
times in the abdomen.
Luckily the babies were okay. The surgeon decides to leave
the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. She gives
birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
They were fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into
the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother.
"I was urinating and this bullet came out," replied
the daughter.
The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16
years ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room
in tears. "Mom, I was urinating and this bullet came out."
Again, the mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened
16 years ago.
Finally her 16 year old son came out crying and mom say's "Son
I know what happened, you were urinating and out came a bullet".
"No," wailed the son," I was masturbating and
I shot the dog!"
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