Giving 110%

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We've all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%?
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26, respectively -

Then, H A R D W O R K - (8 +1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98%

K N O W L E D G E - (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96%

But, A T T I T U D E - (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100%

And, B U L L S H I T - (2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20) = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far A S S-K I S S I N G - (1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7) = 118% will take you.


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