The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

  • Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills
    Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.

  • Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
    Ugly: You're in them

  • Good: Your husband understands fashion
    Bad: He's a cross dresser
    Ugly: He looks better than you

  • Good: Your son's finally maturing
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door
    Ugly: So are you

  • Good: You're having sex
    Bad: The dog came in the room and licked your butt
    Ugly: You liked it

  • Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
    Bad: She keeps interrupting
    Ugly: With corrections

  • Good: Your wife's not talking to you
    Bad: She wants a divorce
    Ugly: She's a lawyer

  • Good: The postman's early
    Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
    Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas

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