Got Soap?
Two priests go to the showers late one night.
They got undressed and stepped into the showers before they
realized there is no soap.
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it,
not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each
hand, and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the
hall, when he sees three nuns heading his way.
Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first
nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled,
Father John drops a bar of soap.
"Oh look," says the first nun...It's a soap dispenser."
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough he drops the other bar of soap.
The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice,
then three times, but nothing happens.
In despair, she gives one last tug, then yells, "Mary,
Mother of God - Hand Lotion!"
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