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Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your
voice.)
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Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same
outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does.
(This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite
gender.)
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Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what
you're doing. For example: 'If anyone needs me, I'll be
in the bathroom.'
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While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive.
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Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.
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Insist that your e-mail address be xenawarriorprincess@yourcompanyname.com.
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Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.
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Suggest that the Coke machine be filled with beer.
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Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized
chair dancing.
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Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.
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Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.
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Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.
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For a relaxing break, get away from it all in the fish
tank with a mask and snorkel. If no one notices, ditch the
snorkel and see how many fish you can catch in your mouth.
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Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts,
etc., in the breakroom. When people complain that there
was nothing there, lean back, rub your stomach, and say,
"You've got to be faster than that."
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Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
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In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual
favors'.
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When driving colleagues around, insist on keeping your
car's windshield wipers running during all weather conditions
to keep tuned up.
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Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what
you think."
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Practice making fax and modem noises.
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Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers,
then cc them to your boss.
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Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
the prophecy".
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Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness
level lights up the entire working area. Insist to others
that you like it that way.
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Dont use any punctuation
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As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
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Ask people what sex they are.
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair
dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
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Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
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TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
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type only in lowercase.
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Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
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Spel al you're wordz incorect.
