Jamaican Shoes
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica.
They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods
and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside
they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican
accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble
shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I ave some special sandals
I tink you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals
after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't
need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you
into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Man."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally
gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto
his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the
husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,
yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed
a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican then began screaming: "YOU GOT DEM ON DE
WRONG FEET!!!
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