Three Wise Women?

Can you imagine what the Bible would have to say if instead of the three wise men, you'd have three wise women?

You might get the following:

  • They would have asked for directions.
  • They would have arrived on time.
  • They would have helped deliver the baby.
  • They would have cleaned the stables.
  • They would have brought practical gifts.
  • They would have made a casserole.

But what would have happened when they left?

You'd have heard:

  • "Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"
  • "I heard Joseph isn't even working right now."
  • "And that donkey they were riding has seen better days, too."
  • "Virgin, my a$$! I knew her in high school."
  • "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph."
  • "Want to bet how long it will take to get my casserole dish back?"
  • "Did you see that drummer boy? He can beat my drum anytime!!!"


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