A Little Dab'll Do Ya
A city boy fell in love with a country girl. After a couple
of weekends of seeing her, she asked him to meet her family
back out in the country. He agreed to meet her there.
After she had already left, he checked the bus and train schedules,
only to find that no public transportation came within 50 miles
of her parents' place.
He looked at the ads in the newspaper and found a reasonably
priced motorcycle for sale, but was concerned that it was pretty
old. He went to the guy selling it and found it in beautiful
condition, chrome shining. He asked the seller how he kept it
in such great shape.
The guy pulls out a tube of vaseline and says, "Whenever
it looks like it's going to rain, I rub some vaseline on the
metal and the water runs right off." So he buys the bike,
receives the tube of vaseline as a bonus, and rides off into
the country.
His girlfriend meets him on the porch as he rides up and she
says, "My parents are OK, but they have a strange rule.
Whoever talks during dinner has to wash the dishes."
He walks in and sees that every room is stacked to the ceiling
with dirty dishes. He thinks to himself that the stakes are
pretty high at this point. His girlfriend leads him into the
dining room, careful to not step on the dishes, where her parents
are waiting silently.
During dinner, he starts to kiss his girlfriend and get really
hot and bothered.
No one says anything.
He is so turned on, he looks over at his girlfriend's mother
and is very attracted to her. He marches over, throws the mother
on the table and has his way with her.
Still, no one says anything.
Just as he finishes with the mother, he sees rain clouds gathering
outside.
He runs over to his pants and grabs the tube of vaseline and
the father says, "All right, all right, I'll do the dishes!!"
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