A Letter to Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly
in the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and
NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning
2.6 simply will not load. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
fix these problems, but it causes the system to crash.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply: Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command
C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember,
overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that
will create Snoring_Loudly.WAV files. Whatever you do, DO NOT
install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband
1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie
6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
|
