Advances in Medical Science
An Israeli doctor, a German doctor, a Russian doctor and an
American doctor were at a medical convention.
The Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."
The German doctor says "That's nothing, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in four weeks."
The Russian doctor says " In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put
it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys
are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking
for work."
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