Again?
At 85 years of age, Morris married Louann, a lovely 25 year
old.
Since her new husband is so old, Louann decides that after
their wedding celebration that she and Morris should have separate
bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband
may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Louann prepares herself for bed
and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough
the knock comes, the door opens and there is Morris, her 85
year old groom ready for action. They unite as one.
All goes well, Morris takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Louann hears another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Morris. Again he is ready for more "action".
Somewhat surprised Louann consents for more coupling.
When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses his bride, bids
her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but aha! you guessed it -
Morris is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as
a 25 year old ready for more "action". And once again
they enjoy each other.
But as Morris set to leave again, his young bride says to him:
"I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform
so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third
of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover,
Morris!"
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Lou Anne and says: "You
mean I was here already?"
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