Aging Gracefully
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting
on a bench under a tree.
One turns to the other and says, "Slim, I'm 73 years old
now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about
my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "Hell, I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really? Like a baby?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth... and I think I just shit my
pants."
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