Americanizing Mexico
TRY THIS ONCE
Enter Mexico illegally. Ignore immigration quotas, visas, international
law, and all that nonsense.
- Once there, demand that the local government provide free
medical care for you and your entire family.
- Demand that the federal government provide retirement benefits
for your elderly parents.
- Procreate abundantly.
- Demand that the Mexican school system provide schooling
for all your children.
- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that
your children do the same.
- Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school
system.
- Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
- Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins,
etc.
- Deflect any criticism of this irresponsible behavior with,
"It is a cultural United States thing. You would not
understand."
- Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your
rooftop; proudly display it in your front window and on your
car bumper.
- Demand a local Mexican driver's license and then use your
new Mexican driver's license to apply for other legal rights
and to legitimize your illegal presence in Mexico.
- Demand that the Mexican driver's license be acceptable documentation
for voter's registration.
- Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English
to all its officers.
- Insist that you should not have to pay taxes, because you
are not a Mexican citizen and are only there "temporarily."
Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon
be dead. It will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico
or any other country in the world. The only place this happens
is right here... in the land of the gullible and the home of
the naively stupid.
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