Another Alternate Creation Story
It seemed the Goddess was just about done with creating the
universe but she had two
extra things left over in her bag so she decided to split them
between Adam and Eve.
She told them that one of the things she had left was a thing
that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.
"It's a very handy thing," the Goddess told them,
"and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."
Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that
to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort
of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease!
Give it to me."
On and on he went like an excited little boy.
So Eve just smiled and told the Goddess that if Adam really
wanted it so badly, he should have it.
So Goddess gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while
standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of
a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing
with delight all the while.
The Goddess and Eve watched him for a moment and then Goddess
said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess
you can have it."
"What's it called? Eve asked.
"Brains," the Goddess answered.
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