BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS
(As prepared for their 2004 National Convention)
As written by Karl Rove
We're the Giant Orgy Party
And we're here to bless you all
With our def'cits and Gitmo's
Out of sight till after fall
We're the Giant Orgy Party
Strangling freedom's every call
OUR GOD BLESSED MARCH IS ON!
Refrain:
Glory glory Halleluiah
Glory glory Halleluiah
Our nominees are sure to fool ya
OUR GOD BLESSED MARCH IS ON!
As we choke off civil unions
And the funding of stem cells
We will send our Christian martyrs
Where the death toll daily swells
And the authors of those evils
Learn to live in earthly hells
OUR GOD BLESSED MARCH IS ON!
[Refrain]
We're the Tax Free Orgy Party
We don't live on min'mum wage
And we cannot stand to raise it
While outsourcing's all the rage
Let's pretend that we're for children
But ignore their urban cage
OUR GOD BLESSED MARCH IS ON!
[Refrain]
We're a Christian Reich, America,
And ours the patriot heart
For a crusade against sinners
From Iraq to modern art
All Americans are en'mies
Who our holy writs depart
THEIR GOD DAMNED SOULS BE GONE!
[Refrain]
So we'll trample out our vintage
As we did in days of yore
We will crush the gays and lib'rals
They're the Babylonian whore
We're the Giant Orgy Party
With more dirty tricks in store
AS OUR GOD BLESSED MARCH GOES ON!
[Refrain]
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