The Best Drinking Story Ever
Recently, a police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood
tavern.
Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around
the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly
observing. After what seemed an eternity (trying his keys on
five vehicles) the man managed to find his car and FELL in.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons
left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off
(NOT raining), flicked the turn signals on and off, tooted the
horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
and then remained stationary for a few more minutes (as more
patrons left in their vehicles).
At last, he pulled out of the lot and started to drive slowly
down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time,
now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights promptly
pulled the man over.
He administered the Breathalyzer test, but to his amazement
there was no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at
all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to
accompany me to the Police station. This Breathalyzer equipment
must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the
designated decoy."
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